Morgan was frightened of ghosts.
"I am a ghost," said a voice, clearly pretending.
But Morgan took no chances. He shot at the curtain. Through the curtain, through his second-best friend's heart.
His friend was called Patrick. The police let Morgan go to the funeral. He made a short speech at the graveside. "Patrick loved practical jokes," he said. "That was his downfall." Morgan spat on to the coffin and was taken away in handcuffs.
In the film version, there's a musical number here.
