...there was a handsum but rather iditic Prince called Sammy. Wun day he decided to ban the letter "o". "It will save rainfrests" he said, but few understud what he meant.

The Prince became impatient fr mre change. He rdrd hs advsrs 2 spk in txt language, but several had a lisp. Prince Sammy didn't ntce & sn he dcrd by pn f dth tht vwls wld b bnnd cmptly thrght th lnd.

The effect was disastrous, I shall explain if I am ever commissioned to write the full story.